Snark, Critic and Pop!

Ladies and gentlemen, er, we’ve only got the one photo to go on, but, uh, what we’ve seen speaks for itself.  The World Cup competition in South Africa has been taken over — ‘conquered’, if you will — by a master race of giant space dung beetles. It’s difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the dung beetles will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted interweb personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to…toil in their underground sugar caves.