I Think I Would Be A Great Hollywood Executive, Did I Mention I was Severely Retarded?
by Brian Alterman on Aug.07, 2010, under Movies, News
I have long understood that Hollywood executives are not perfect. I understand that. Noone is. Anyone could have green-lit the Carrot Top movie. He was going to be big, all he needed was the steroids. But honestly, it must be a tough job. True artists are often not understood in there own time. There may come a day when Uwe Boll is finally appreciated for the genius that he is, and I can only hope that I am dead and deep in the cold, cold Earth on that day. Where is all this going? Well, apparently Guillermo Del Toro was at one point working with Disney on creating a film adaptation of The Wind in the Willows. (A film adaptation is due out in 2012, although I am not sure if it is being made by Disney. The trailer can be viewed here) Now, I am particularly fond of the book so a movie adaptation leaves me wondering. Will they take a beautifully written and beloved tale and do it justice?
Let’s see what Del Toro had to say in an interview with Rotten Tomatoes:
“It was a beautiful book, and then I went to meet with the executives and they said, ‘Could you give Toad a skateboard and make him say, ‘radical dude’ things,’ and that’s when I said, ‘It’s been a pleasure…’”
After reading this I certainly have more respect for him. I was a fan to begin with, but he was working on this in 2003 when directorial credits were: Blade II, The Devil’s Backbone, Mimic & Cronos (plus a few foreign films). Now, I am not looking to bad mouth any of these films. All I am saying is he was hardly a household name, and Disney is a big company to walk away from like that. I for one am glad he did.
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August 7th, 2010 on 10:53 AM
I’m reminded of the famous Poochie episode of the Simpsons.
“We at the network want a dog with attitude. He’s edgy, he’s “in your face.” You’ve heard the expression “let’s get busy”? Well, this is a dog who gets “biz-zay!” Consistently and thoroughly.”
August 7th, 2010 on 10:58 AM
Three words: beverly hills chihuahua. ‘Nuff said, as Stan Lee would say
August 7th, 2010 on 11:01 AM
There’s a reason why the movie industry is slowly dying, and it ain’t just because of Michael Bay.
August 7th, 2010 on 11:06 AM
Lets be honest, parents aren’t going to want to take kids to a true and honest adaptaion of wind in the willows, are they? they’d be bored to tears
August 7th, 2010 on 6:17 PM
Thanks for the informative article. My wife’s calling me for dinner So I need to operate off without having reading as much as I’d like. But I put your blog on my RSS feed to ensure that I can read a lot more.
August 7th, 2010 on 10:12 PM
Hollywood once had an innovative and original idea, then it died of loneliness.
Kudos to Mr. Del Toro, by the by.
August 8th, 2010 on 5:23 PM
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August 10th, 2010 on 10:04 AM
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August 16th, 2010 on 11:05 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Not now mind you, but later.
August 25th, 2010 on 9:48 AM
Nice picture, I think it is my boss
December 9th, 2010 on 12:50 PM
Del Toro is one of the best out there and I am glad that I don’t have to look back on a piece of crap like that