Oh Sweet Sassy Molasses, Steven Seagal vs. Zombies!
by Daniel Roos on Oct.14, 2010, under Movies
A movie called Against the Dark came out in 2009, featuring Steven Seagal battling zombies.
There are so many rich possibilities, a plethora you might say. How many ways can Steven Seagal kill a zombie with a credit card? How long could a zombie family of four survive dining on the massive corpse of Mr. Seagal? Would a zombie version of Steven Seagal have enough sense to take a role in the Expendables? How did I miss this movie when it came out? Irregardless, I must acquire it!
Watch the trailer, if you dare!
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October 14th, 2010 on 7:40 AM
I have not known molassas to be sassy myself. Zombies, know thats sassy!
October 14th, 2010 on 10:00 AM
I refuse to dare. This didn’t just go straight to DVD, it went straight to the discount bin at WALMART
October 14th, 2010 on 12:22 PM
How many zombies can the great Seagal fondle inappropriately in one day?
October 14th, 2010 on 12:32 PM
This also stars Tanoai Reed – The Rock’s personal stunt double. That’s right, The Rock has a stunt double.
October 15th, 2010 on 9:10 AM
I dared to watch the trailer… seems to be vampires, not zombies.
October 18th, 2010 on 3:10 PM
Zombies have better agents, that’s why they are not in this film.
October 20th, 2010 on 5:25 AM
Thanks for the info