TRAILER: Uwe Boll’s Blubberella

by Brian Alterman on Nov.13, 2010, under Cinematic Masochist, Movies

Yes folks, Uwe Boll is still alive. After Bloodrayne: The Third Reich I would have thought someone would have put him out of his misery. Now he is making a new film and if forced to watch it I can only ask that you, my loyal reader will put me out of mine. Blubberella is the story of something I am fairly sure, but I have no desire to find out what. This is what IMDB has to say:

“An action comedy centered on an overweight woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her.”

Now, if ye be brave of heart, I have attached the trailer:

:Blubberella, I will kill the next person who gives Uwe Boll money to make a film, Lindsay Hollister, Michael Paré, Uwe Boll

8 comments for this entry:

Daniel Roos
November 14th, 2010 on 7:32 AM
Oh, Uwe!
Tandarts
November 14th, 2010 on 3:15 PM
Hi thanks for yet another nice and good post. Where do you receive your inspiration for all this?
Japanese Amateur Photography Society
November 14th, 2010 on 7:05 PM
Hey, I want to say thanks for an compelling website about a subject I have had an interest in for a long time now. Fat chicks have a lot to give movies i think.
Louisville Slugger
November 15th, 2010 on 11:33 AM
a new low for a man known for lows.
Snap Dragon
November 16th, 2010 on 12:56 PM
Holy poopmoose captain!
kaitlin
November 16th, 2010 on 4:46 PM
sweet
RingofFire
November 24th, 2010 on 5:15 PM
IS this a real movie, or is it like Gacy House – a documentary?
Jerky Turkey
December 9th, 2010 on 12:43 PM
I can’t stop laughing since I didn’t invest in this film