Snark, Critic and Pop!

A German man has married his dying asthmatic cat.  Well, he couldn’t legally marry the cat so he paid an actress to officiate the ceremony, rented a tux and top hat (well, I assume rented, but maybe they were left over from the last animal he married) and got some kind of lacy thing to jam on the cat, who by the picture seems thrilled about the whole idea.  He said he wanted to marry Celia before she passed away.  He also went on to say:

“Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed”

OK, creepy, yes, but at least this postal worker’s craziness doesn’t involve automatic weapons.  I feel the the USPS should encourage this type of thing among its employees…