Snark, Critic and Pop!

A woman has married the Eiffel Tower, only a year after she ended her high profile relationship with the Washington Monument.  Apparently there is something called objectum sexual in which people share romance with inanimate objects.  I am not going into any detail, nor shall I speculate.  Erika La Tour Eiffel (yes, she took the towers name when they married…) was a soldier and apparently a world class archer who was in love with her bow who was named Lance.  The attached article goes into more freaky stuff, like a woman married to the Berlin Wall, and one who has a sexual relationship with her stereo.  Proceed at your own risk…