Snark, Critic and Pop!

Have you seen this man?  If so I hope you didn’t let him anywhere near your furniture or white carpets… This is Gary Linekar, former member of the English national soccer team, the teams all time goal scoring leader, and perpetrator of the most watched live poo ever.  Yes, Gary pooped during a World Cup match against Ireland that was being broadcast live around the world.  One he happened to be playing in at the time. On the field.  As he says, “Luckily it was raining that day”.  Yes, and luckily he had a nice grassy field to drag his ass along like a dog does.  Seriously… this is more than just a shart.  He gambled and lost.  Now I would expect this kind of behavior from legendary Brazilian coach Dunga, or Brazilian star player Kaka, but Gary Linekar?  Well, honestly I never heard of him before reading this so I don’t know what to expect from him.  Part of the beauty of being American is that you have no hopes of winning the world cup, so when your team fails to win it is what is expected.  In England there is hope for some reason and these guys are huge.  It’s the kind of hope that fills the hearts of Cubs fans everywhere.  And now without further a-doo, the legendary poop: