Goat Love: I Now Pronounce You Man and Goat
by Brian Alterman on Dec.03, 2010, under News
In response to young Daniel’s heart warming tale of a man and the dog he loves, I present this oldie but goodie from way back in 2006. (The original article can be found here) While Daniel’s article is one of love… true love… this is one about making an honest woman of a goat. It seems Mr. Tombe was caught in the act of physical love with the goat, and the goats owner Mr. Alifi captured him and tied him up. He asked the village elders what he should do:
“They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife”
Mr. Tombe was forced to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars to Mr. Alifi which is equal to $63.32 today as opposed to $50 when the article was written meaning the Sudanese economy is catching up to us. It’s bad enough I will soon be learning to speak the language of my new red Chinese masters, but then I will have to learn whatever is spoken in Sudan?
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December 3rd, 2010 on 1:29 PM
I think that goat shouldn’t be wearing white
December 3rd, 2010 on 1:35 PM
I think I’m going to be ill. Wait, no I’m officialy ill.
December 3rd, 2010 on 2:52 PM
You win this round, Alterman
December 4th, 2010 on 8:28 AM
This contest of marrying animals is concerning. Please leave cats out of it. Unless the human is Justin Bieber. Call me, Bieber!
December 4th, 2010 on 12:27 PM
Leave cats out of it you say? I don’t know if I can… people will marry anything these days, and it is up to me to let you know about it!
December 6th, 2010 on 12:44 PM
He couldn’t have found a better looking goat?
December 7th, 2010 on 8:48 PM
That is nothing, I once knew a guy who married an even uglier goat.
December 8th, 2010 on 1:08 PM
That goat looks liek the blue guys from Avatar. Except he’s not blue or annoying…
December 9th, 2010 on 12:41 PM
The goat looked better after 8 glasses of beer
December 9th, 2010 on 1:31 PM
Reading from my ipad. nice write-up, i’ll show it to my boyfriend maybe he could be interested.
December 25th, 2010 on 12:33 PM
Hi Everybody! I’m originally from London but am living in Berlin at the moment.
Gotta love this place!
December 28th, 2010 on 1:20 PM
Nice goat!