The Internet Answers Age Old Question – Teemu Selanne is a Jedi Plumber

by Brian Alterman on Mar.25, 2011, under Sports

NHL start Teemu Selanne is set to become just the third player in NHL history to average a point a game after the age of 40. He has his team clinging to a playoff birth in the ultra tight western conference. Does the Internet respect this? No. Will the Internet let him hide his past – lets say – “poor choices”? Absolutely not. Despite a hall of fame career he will now undoubtedly be known as that dope dressed like Mario in that crazy add.

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4 comments for this entry:

ringoffire
March 25th, 2011 on 12:51 PM
You think with all the money he makes he could have forseen the rise of the internet and bought every copy of that add and burned them all.
Daniel Roos
March 25th, 2011 on 4:08 PM
It’s like that scene in the scary movie where the character is all excited, not realizing that — LOOK OUT, KID! DARTH VADER IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Sugar Tea
March 25th, 2011 on 4:10 PM
No wonder he scores so many goals… he keeps hitting the b button
Bygum
March 26th, 2011 on 8:27 PM
Quality varies from different sights so it is qualitative.