Dragons & Wrestling are Real: Enter the Dragon Dragon!

by Daniel Roos on Apr.26, 2011, under Only on the Internet, Sports

Professional wrestling has seen many men with the moniker of “Dragon” over the years. Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboot, Ultimo Dragon, Super Dragon, Dragon Kid, “The American Dragon” Bryan Danielson, The Insane Dragon, the Jung Dragons, etc. It seemed that every adjective you could put in front of the word “Dragon” had been done to exploit these noble creatures’ for pro wrestling glory. Well, in a little, independant wrestling promotion called Chikara, they introduced professional wrestling’s only real dragon, Dragon Dragon.

Tired of seeing his people’s name taken in vain by lowly humans, Dragon Dragon came to make his mark. Yes, a real dragon entered the ring in pursuit of championship gold with a moveset that included his patented tailwhip and the dragon screw tailwhip. Keep your eyes on this plucky up and comer, who will no doubt be leap frogging up the ranks of wrestling in no time. Behold the glory of Dragon Dragon, my friends:

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5 comments for this entry:

Blue State Hippie
April 26th, 2011 on 1:00 PM
And some fools would say that’s all fake. Ha. Ha, I say!
JDisl
April 26th, 2011 on 1:28 PM
Maybe he could take on Barney in the steel cage…
Louisville Slugger
April 26th, 2011 on 5:26 PM
It’s amazing Dragon Dragon hasn’t been called up to the big leagues. He’d be a natural rival for Jake the Snake Roberts.
Xerxes
April 29th, 2011 on 7:28 AM
Dragon Dragon’s hardcore!
Carlota
May 1st, 2011 on 2:52 PM
I as well conceive thence , perfectly composed and executed post! .