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Bears: In Need of a Good Corn P’wning

by on May.13, 2011, under News

Between Bruins fans thinking they can fly, and blogger/bear propagandist Daniel Roos and his seemingly daily bear love-fest articles, I felt I had to step up and set the record straight. Bears are here for my amusement, and my amusement only. How can they provide amusement? Try kicking one in the junk.  Trying stealing a picinic basket from another.  Maybe we can warm the globe a little and reduce habitat.  Perhaps you are a football fan?  Maybe you should root against the bears, being that they still suck.  Bears need to learn there place – stuffed in a corner, or rug in front of fire place.   That’s all.

Note: No more caffeine for me!

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5 comments for this entry:
  1. CatJuggler

    He should have had the bear turn and cough

  2. CatJuggler

    I would last 1 minute 10 seconds after kicking a bear in the balls.

  3. Nelson

    I would love to kick a bear, where can I sign up?

  4. Louisville Slugger

    Bears are overrated!

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