Bears: In Need of a Good Corn P’wning
by Brian Alterman on May.13, 2011, under News
Between Bruins fans thinking they can fly, and blogger/bear propagandist Daniel Roos and his seemingly daily bear love-fest articles, I felt I had to step up and set the record straight. Bears are here for my amusement, and my amusement only. How can they provide amusement? Try kicking one in the junk. Trying stealing a picinic basket from another. Maybe we can warm the globe a little and reduce habitat. Perhaps you are a football fan? Maybe you should root against the bears, being that they still suck. Bears need to learn there place – stuffed in a corner, or rug in front of fire place. That’s all.
Note: No more caffeine for me!
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May 12th, 2011 on 11:39 PM
He should have had the bear turn and cough
May 12th, 2011 on 11:47 PM
I would last 1 minute 10 seconds after kicking a bear in the balls.
May 13th, 2011 on 7:13 AM
GRRRRRRRRR!
May 13th, 2011 on 11:13 AM
I would love to kick a bear, where can I sign up?
May 13th, 2011 on 1:08 PM
Bears are overrated!