Snark, Critic and Pop!

While his fat-chick-superheroine film Bluberella is being kept under lock and key and is not yet cleared for general consumption, the world’s worst director Uwe Boll has churned out yet another BloodRayne film. This BloodRayne features hottie Natassia Malthe donning the tight black leather, the third actress to play the character in as many films. This time it’s BloodRayne, the relatively good girl vampiress, is battling Nazis in World War II. ‘Twas that Hitler I spotted in the trailer (see below)? Oh, Uwe!

If I recall Brian’s post on Bluberella waaaaay back in November 2010, that was about the fat chick superhero battling Nazi’s as well. So a hot chick battles Nazi’s in a dreadful, unwatchable film (it’s Uwe Boll, you know it’s going to suck even by my standards) and it’s in every Redbox on July 5th, but the fat chick does the same and it’s kept under wraps at area 51 pending USDA approval? Fat people discrimination! Where’s the anti-fat-guy-defamation league?

Here’s the trailer, though it’s a little graphic, so weak stomached viewers out there be warned: