Snark, Critic and Pop!

Yes, baseball hall of famer, mustache expert, and enemy to chickens everywhere Wade Boggs is an actor now. Well, an actor inasmuch as he has landed a novelty casting role in a SyFy Channel Original movie, Swamp Shark, debuting TONIGHT on the SyFy Channel.

IMDB.com says Boggs plays Deputy Stanley in the film. While Boggs does not appear in the clip below, not much is certain other than he is probably going to be a really, really bad actor in a really, really small role, in this really, really bad film. Yes, I am psyched! My DVR is set, and I hope yours is as well.

If Wade Boggs isn’t enough of a lure, Swamp Shark also boasts *cough* stars D.B. “I was in Spawn and my career went downhill from there” Sweeney; Kristy “the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer” Swanson; the daughter of Gary Sinise, Sophie Sinise; and the great character actor who will take any part if the price is right, Robert Davi. Oh, and there’s a swamp shark, too. What more do you need?