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It is Illegal to Urinate on an 11 Year Old Girl – Who Knew?

by on Aug.14, 2011, under News, Sports

To err is human, to forgive is divine, and to get so drunk on a flight that you urinate on an 11 year old girl getting yourself kicked off the US ski team is royally stupid.  But hey, things happen – especially when you consume five or six beers and two rum and cola cocktails.  Robert Vietze, who was previously known as “up and coming skier and possible 2014 olympian” is know to be know as “prisoner 28417″ or maybe “most likely to be sodomized, 2011″.  At least he had the common decency not to blame it on Tabasco sauce

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6 comments for this entry:
  1. Micah H

    I knew? Holy Cow! :) ……

  2. Daniel Roos

    I think 14 is the legal age when you can pee on someone in public and not go to jail.

  3. The Blue State Hippie

    Let’s not be too judgmental here — we’ve all done it, right?

  4. Shaggy man 27

    Guy should have been dragged off and beaten

  5. Jdisl

    Don’t eat the yellow snow

  6. Nestor c

    If it falls straight down, you may be pretty certain it is really not sound.!.


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