It is Illegal to Urinate on an 11 Year Old Girl – Who Knew?
by Brian Alterman on Aug.14, 2011, under News, Sports
To err is human, to forgive is divine, and to get so drunk on a flight that you urinate on an 11 year old girl getting yourself kicked off the US ski team is royally stupid. But hey, things happen – especially when you consume five or six beers and two rum and cola cocktails. Robert Vietze, who was previously known as “up and coming skier and possible 2014 olympian” is know to be know as “prisoner 28417″ or maybe “most likely to be sodomized, 2011″. At least he had the common decency not to blame it on Tabasco sauce…
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August 15th, 2011 on 5:12 AM
I knew? Holy Cow!
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August 15th, 2011 on 7:23 AM
I think 14 is the legal age when you can pee on someone in public and not go to jail.
August 15th, 2011 on 11:47 AM
Let’s not be too judgmental here — we’ve all done it, right?
August 16th, 2011 on 9:00 PM
Guy should have been dragged off and beaten
August 17th, 2011 on 3:18 PM
Don’t eat the yellow snow
August 20th, 2011 on 11:38 AM
If it falls straight down, you may be pretty certain it is really not sound.!.