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Fast Food Slasher Showdown: Jack in the Box vs. The King

by on Aug.19, 2011, under Only on the Internet

It’s a fast food mascot massacre, slasher style!  The other day I posted a review of writer/director Ryan Schifrin’s 2006 feature film debut, Abominable.  Sadly, the talented Mr. Schifrin has neither made another full length film nor has he befriended Jude Law in order to kill him and assume his life.  But in 2007 Schifrin made this darling, mini horror film, featuring the creepy Burger King mascot “The King” hunting down the Jack in the Box spokesman.  Who do you root for in a showdown like this?  Personally, I root for my arteries to become less clogged. 

Be warned, cheesy horror violence ensues.  Watch and behold the slasher parody goodness:

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3 comments for this entry:
  1. Blue State Hippie
    August 20th, 2011 on 7:45 AM

    Personally I’d root for Jack. Less creepy. By far. Worse food, granted

  2. Louisville Slugger
    August 20th, 2011 on 8:03 AM

    Funny thing about that video is Jack was dead even if he ate that burger. The violence was unnecessary but entertaining.

  3. towel warmer
    August 20th, 2011 on 2:09 PM

    i agree… 100% thks

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