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Archive for October, 2011

Happy Birthday, Brian Alterman

by on Oct.22, 2011, under Only on the Internet

Sadly this is all I could afford to get you: (continue reading…)

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So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish!

by on Oct.21, 2011, under News

In case you missed it, it’s the end of days people – rapture time.  Harold Camping surely got it right the second time.  If the end really is here, I want to say the following:

I want to say good-bye to my family.  I love you all, have fun being left below.  I played church league softball, so I am pretty sure I am good. (continue reading…)

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What Good is This Search Engine If You Can’t Touch It?

by on Oct.20, 2011, under Music, News

Are you too legit to Google it? Apparently there’s a reason no one has seen or heard from MC Hammer much the past two decades: Google doesn’t work right!  So the once red-hot, now ice-cold rapper is starting his own search engine.  I can only assume the answer to every question will be MC Hammer. reports:

(MC Hammer) has rolled out a search engine he hopes will outperform Google, Bing and other established tools. (continue reading…)

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Why Is It The Only People Striving For World Peace Are Utter Clowns?

by on Oct.19, 2011, under News

Nobody likes clowns.  Yet clowns persist through the years, creeping us out.  Conversely, everyboyd likes and wants world peace.  Yet world peace never comes.

But, what if the two — clowns and world peace — were combined?  What if clowns did what it took to ignite the spark of world peace that will once and for all solve all our problems?  Yahoo news reports:

About 300 professional clowns in Mexico say they hope their 15-minute non-stop laugh-a-thon will make a contribution to world peace. (continue reading…)

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No, This is NOT an Asylum Film

by on Oct.18, 2011, under Movies

Batcrap crazy octomom Nadya “My vajayjay is a clown car” Suleman is taking time off from celebrity boxing to appear in a movie, and no, the Asylum is in no way attached to this sure to be Oscar worthy endeavor.  The film is called Millennium and stars Nadya and Jeff Kongs and is directed by Kristopher Michel.  IMDB does not list a writer, but that is in no way surprising – if there was one I doubt he/she would want their name on this.  Suleman is no stranger to the camera, as video of her giving birth (continue reading…)

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Bad Lip Reading

by on Oct.18, 2011, under Only on the Internet

Mitt Romney: “I Will Force Badgers and Spiders on the Enemy” and more comedy gold:

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The Asylum + SyFy + Zombies + Ving Rhames = GOLD!

by on Oct.17, 2011, under Cinematic Masochist, Movies

Coming October 29th to the SyFy Channel, is an Asylum original movie starring VING RHAMES: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

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Behold: Betty White Rapping

by on Oct.15, 2011, under Music

And she pulls it off properly, with tongue planted firmly in cheek: (continue reading…)

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