Snark, Critic and Pop!

Sadly this is all I could afford to get you: (continue reading…)

In case you missed it, it’s the end of days people – rapture time.  Harold Camping surely got it right the second time.  If the end really is here, I want to say the following:

I want to say good-bye to my family.  I love you all, have fun being left below.  I played church league softball, so I am pretty sure I am good. (continue reading…)

Are you too legit to Google it? Apparently there’s a reason no one has seen or heard from MC Hammer much the past two decades: Google doesn’t work right!  So the once red-hot, now ice-cold rapper is starting his own search engine.  I can only assume the answer to every question will be MC Hammer.  CNN.com reports:

(MC Hammer) has rolled out a search engine he hopes will outperform Google, Bing and other established tools. (continue reading…)

Nobody likes clowns.  Yet clowns persist through the years, creeping us out.  Conversely, everyboyd likes and wants world peace.  Yet world peace never comes.

But, what if the two — clowns and world peace — were combined?  What if clowns did what it took to ignite the spark of world peace that will once and for all solve all our problems?  Yahoo news reports:

About 300 professional clowns in Mexico say they hope their 15-minute non-stop laugh-a-thon will make a contribution to world peace. (continue reading…)

Batcrap crazy octomom Nadya “My vajayjay is a clown car” Suleman is taking time off from celebrity boxing to appear in a movie, and no, the Asylum is in no way attached to this sure to be Oscar worthy endeavor.  The film is called Millennium and stars Nadya and Jeff Kongs and is directed by Kristopher Michel.  IMDB does not list a writer, but that is in no way surprising – if there was one I doubt he/she would want their name on this.  Suleman is no stranger to the camera, as video of her giving birth (continue reading…)

Mitt Romney: “I Will Force Badgers and Spiders on the Enemy” and more comedy gold:

Coming October 29th to the SyFy Channel, is an Asylum original movie starring VING RHAMES: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

It’ll make you smile:

And she pulls it off properly, with tongue planted firmly in cheek: (continue reading…)