Snark, Critic and Pop!

It’s funny in retrospect, since I didn’t die. I was listening to the chorus of David Crowder Band’s “Beautiful Collision” while driving down a windy back road. “Here it comes a beautiful collision/is happening now/Here it comes now.” And a guy coming the other way partially veered into my lane coming at me. We did not have a collision beautiful or otherwise, thanks to my quick wit and panicky driving skills. But I still like the song: (continue reading…)

I wanted this for my wedding song, but the wife said no…

The headline from Maryland: “Frosty the Snowman arrested for ‘brawling with police’ during Christmas parade.”  From the article:

A man in a ‘Frosty the Snowman’ costume was arrested Saturday during the annual Christmas parade in Chestertown, on Maryland’s Eastern Shore.

He’s accused of scuffling with police and kicking at a police dog.

A entrepreneurial fan has created a petition for the Asylum Studio to create a THIRD Mega Shark movie.  I signed!  But I will point out he did it only a few months after our online survey to cast the third opponent for Mega Shark on the main page.

I’m glad to see Q back in Bond, someone needs to make Daniel Craig laugh and give him an exploding cigar.  No offense to Whishaw, whoever he is, but there’s one person who should play Q: John de Lancie! (continue reading…)

Sorry about that Rebecca Black posting earlier today, to make it up to you here’s a woman who can sing rather well, Rachael Lampa: (continue reading…)

My gift to the world (I re-gift):

. . . My friends, my family, my job, my health, and The Asylum’s 2-Headed Shark Attack, coming in January 2012!

A clip from an Indian talent show, where a bunch of strong men types destroy themselves to the unadulterated horror of the judges. I only made it three minutes (out of seven), kudos to those who watch the whole thing (viewer warning, naturally): (continue reading…)

Yes, Rob Schneider’s the Animal had a funny minute, courtesy of our pal Norm MacDonald. For your own sake — Watch the first minute of this clip only: (continue reading…)