Coming Soon From the Asylum: ABRAHAM LINCOLN VS. ZOMBIES
by Daniel Roos on Jan.28, 2012, under Movies, News
This Summer’s big-budget blockbuster Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter will have competition for sheer enjoyment (if not creativity) in its low-budget, mockbuster companion . . . ABRAHAM LINCOLN VS. ZOMBIES! Only from our friends at the Asylum. (Pre-production is under way according to the Asylum’s web-site.)
I hope there’s a scene where Lincoln’s famously brief Gettysburg Address is attributed to having to rush off to fend of undead confederates.
And who plays Lincoln? Lorenzo Lamas gets my vote. No matter what — 2012 is looking like it’s gonna be a heck of a year!
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January 29th, 2012 on 8:15 AM
Ving Rhames could play Lincoln
January 30th, 2012 on 4:33 PM
Zombie John Wilkes Booth eat Lincoln’s brains!
January 30th, 2012 on 11:38 PM
this post is very funny and reatarded
February 2nd, 2012 on 2:58 PM
When did he have time fight zombies? I thought he was busy hunting vampires?
February 3rd, 2012 on 3:40 PM
I don’t understand it.
February 8th, 2012 on 12:44 AM
Everything THIS article claims Geithner did happened under Bush, before Obama
February 10th, 2012 on 8:40 PM
What a funny blog! I truly loved including my colleagues.