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Coming Soon From the Asylum: ABRAHAM LINCOLN VS. ZOMBIES

by on Jan.28, 2012, under Movies, News

This Summer’s big-budget blockbuster Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter will have competition for sheer enjoyment (if not creativity) in its low-budget, mockbuster companion . . . ABRAHAM LINCOLN VS. ZOMBIES!  Only from our friends at the Asylum.  (Pre-production is under way according to the Asylum’s web-site.)

I hope there’s a scene where Lincoln’s famously brief Gettysburg Address is attributed to having to rush off to fend of undead confederates.  

And who plays Lincoln?  Lorenzo Lamas gets my vote.  No matter what — 2012 is looking like it’s gonna be a heck of a year!

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7 comments for this entry:
  1. Baxter

    Ving Rhames could play Lincoln

  2. Badger Bob

    Zombie John Wilkes Booth eat Lincoln’s brains!

  3. Corey Armijo

    this post is very funny and reatarded

  4. CatJuggler43

    When did he have time fight zombies? I thought he was busy hunting vampires?

  5. Cristobal

    I don’t understand it.

  6. Samuel

    Everything THIS article claims Geithner did happened under Bush, before Obama

  7. goldee

    What a funny blog! I truly loved including my colleagues.

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