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Woman Sues Family of Dead Teenager After She Was Hit With Part of His Dismembered Corpse

by on Jan.12, 2012, under News

There is a lawyer somewhere who has a client, and the two of them think that it is a good idea to sue the family of a dead teen whose body was ripped into pieces when he was hit by a train.  Why you might ask?  Do these people not have any compassion for the grieving family?  No.  You see, one of his body parts flew on to the platform and hit her, breaking her leg and wrist and injuring her shoulder.  So of course she is entitled to a large cash settlement, right?  A state appeals court 

found that it was reasonably foreseeable’ that the high-speed train would kill the college hopeful and fling his body toward a platform where people were waiting. 

Seriously.  And if that wasn’t bad enough this dopes lawyer had the nerve to say:

If you do something as stupid as this guy did, you have to be responsible for what comes from it

As my father would say “Anyone can sue anyone for anything”.  Of course if I had posed the question of suing for something like this he would say “Sure you can, it’ll get thrown out of court, but you could do it”.  Well, the courts have proved him wrong.  As for the lawyer?  Now I’m not saying she should be disbarred, but ripped apart by wild dogs might be a good start.

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3 comments for this entry:
  1. Jdisl

    Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement. But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement.

  2. SE

    It absolutely seems so. Great stuff by the way!

  3. Dani Creveling

    I should be a lawyer lol I know how to proove my points and find evidence ;)

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