Malcolm in the Middle (of a career lull)

by Daniel Roos on Feb.12, 2012, under Movies, Only on the Internet

Look! Up on the internet! It’s a bird! It’s a plain pizza! It’s another snarky, low-budget, superhero comedy! This one is called Pizza Man. No, it’s not the Herman Cain movie. *sigh* This Pizza Man stars Malcolm In the Middle’s Frankie Muniz as a loser working in a pizza shop who gains super powers when he eats a experimental tomato. If there’s any doubt that that the movie lacks blockbuster status, please note that the main villain is played by former pro wrestler Diamond Dallas Page.

You can tell the movie is desperately trying to get internet buzz and street cred by its Celebrity Apprentice dream cast, all-star supporting players that includes: Corbin Bernsen, Shelley Long, “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, Adam West, Michael Gross, and Stan Lee (he’ll cameo in anything!). The trailer looks like Pizza Man *may* be entertaining, but methinks it’s trying a wee bit to hard:

:Adam West, Career Lulls, Corbin Bernsen, Diamond Dallas Page, Frankie Muniz, I Can't Believe It's A Real Movie, People Who Shouldn't Deliver Pizzas, Pizza Man, Roddy Piper, Shelley Long, Stan Lee

7 comments for this entry:

jdisl
February 12th, 2012 on 11:34 AM
I will be there opening night, but I’ll bring rotten tomatoes to throw at the screen just in case.
GiantsFan7819
February 12th, 2012 on 5:13 PM
Malcolm in the I wish I saved some of my money
Hiphop Harry
February 12th, 2012 on 8:27 PM
Now I feel as I wasted a lot of time in college. Looks like I chose the wrong field to major in
waterboy
February 12th, 2012 on 8:48 PM
Lets watch this, it’s an intresting theme
laid back new york
February 13th, 2012 on 2:37 AM
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brian
February 15th, 2012 on 4:41 PM
Could be good bad, but likely bad bad
pengard
February 22nd, 2012 on 6:35 PM
You are a very bright individual!