Snark, Critic and Pop!

From my source of news, The South African:

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa — When news spread that Zulu folk singer Khulekani “Mgqumeni” Khumalo had returned from the dead, thousands of fans descended on his rural home.

The man claiming to be Khumalo, an award-winning traditional maskandi musician who apparently died in 2009, said he had been kept captive by zombies who wanted to put a nail into his head.

He said he woke up last week in a field in Johannesburg, and somehow knew his way around the city.

Sadly, it appears to not exactly be entirely true.  (Shocking, I know.)  The article continues:

On Monday, police detained the man while carrying out DNA and fingerprint tests to learn his true identity.

Today it seemed to be all over for the impersonator: he was arrested after police compared fingerprints and found he was not the musician.