Snark, Critic and Pop!

You can’t argue with the sweet, melodic voice of WWE wrestler the Undertaker. This Sunday the Undertaker goes for his 20th consecutive WrestleMania victory against Triple H, and Vegas oddsmakers heavily favor the Undertaker. Rumors the contest is fixed are baloney, of course. And this little ditty reveals that the “Dead Man” may have missed his calling as a professional singer rather than a professional wrestler. Of course, the inarguably mesmerizing results are quite possibly the work of studio magic, and no doubt a A-list song writer.

The lyric “Rotting flesh/Moving carcass” is the one that brought me to tears. This may as well be the first song where the singer makes the promise to “embalm” his listeners. Paul Bearer’s guitar skills certainly must have come in handy as well:

This is a little cooler: