Snark, Critic and Pop!

The Polish Russian national hockey team won gold at the World Hockey Championships this week, against overwhelming odds.  First off, it turns out ice is slippery, a fact noone alerted goalie Semyon Varlamov to:

Now, in his defense that trophy looks heavy… but even more amazing is the worst injury the team had to face was to star forward Alex Semin who bloodied himself getting undressed:

To quote the enigmatic sniper:

“I was pulling my jersey off and smacked myself on the head with the medal. And it cut the skin open. It’s heavy!..”