Snark, Critic and Pop!

That is, if Fox accepts my pitch based on this recent news article, with the headline, “Move over zombies: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by ‘bunch of leprechauns’”:

A mob of Leprechauns are carrying out vicious attacks in and around the city of Seattle, according to a man who claims to be one of their latest victims. 

The pint-sized brutes were allegedly hopping mad after catching the man dancing with the wrong girl at a Belltown bar. 
When officers asked who had attacked him, the man replied: ‘It was a bunch of leprechauns.’