That’s what the moon gets for daring to speak against our red Chinese masters.
Yes, it’s true – next year, China will be attempting their first moon landing. Hey, China, while you’re up there, can you see if you can find America’s keys. We might have dropped them there five decades ago. No truth to the reports that the Chinese moon shot is motivated by rumors of moon people having two children, by the by.
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