Step Back From the Ledge – Miley Cyrus is OK!
by Brian Alterman on Aug.03, 2012, under News
Miley Cyrus, seen here contemplating the Indian food she had for lunch, had her house raided by police after they received a report of a possible kidnapping and shooting. The armed police responded along with helicopters and a rescue crew but the house was empty. Turns out this is called swatting – getting the swat team to respond to a non existentemergency. Police are investigating the culprit who will be charged with filing a false report and getting everyone’s hopes up only to dash them against the rocks of reality. Thanks, jerk.
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August 4th, 2012 on 8:24 AM
Well, “Miley Cyrus is OK” is kiiiiiiiiiiiinda a stretch in any circumstance
August 4th, 2012 on 8:55 AM
I see what you did there….
August 14th, 2012 on 7:36 AM
In fact she has built us all a money making machine <- I'm not kidding here…