Snark, Critic and Pop!

With Shannen Doherty! Oh how the mighty — or, once less weak, I suppose — are fallen!

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Roadhouse! You really get a sense of the movie in these 45 seconds:

“JWKB” is short for the now defunct band “John Wilkes Kissing Booth.” The band never made it big, but they did reach the top tier of bands ironically named after Presidential assassins. (continue reading…)

Formerly Incredible and formerly the non-acting version of the Incredible Hulk, Lou Ferrigno is back with a new film! The old timer, still in far better shape than I’ve ever been in, plays a secret agent type dude who is also apparently a super hero, The Liberator. The trailer speaks volumes, but I understand very little of it. The film also features Ed Asner as “The President” (there’s a scary thought), Don “the Non-Ricky Steamboat Dragon” Wilson, former basic cable La Femme Nakita Peta (no, not the animal worshipping kind of Peta) Wilson, and Worf! Yes, Michael Dorn sans makeup even has a role.

One question: Where’s the Stan Lee cameo? They really dropped the ball on that one! (continue reading…)

I thought the Super Condor franchise jumped the shark after the top notch Super Condors 7: The Wrath of Koko B. Ware, but here they go again:

It’s been a while, Epic Rap Battles of History. The shark’s been jumped, but sometimes it’s fun to see Fonzie jump that shark . . . from different angles! It’s Master Chief vs Leonidas: (continue reading…)

Kinda funny, kinda creepy, from Indiana:

SOUTH BEND, Ind. – Imagine coming home to a clean house, your laundry folded and dinner made. It’s a dream come true for most people, but for one South Bend woman it was a shocking and unwelcome invasion of her home. (continue reading…)

From a featurette on CBS’ Morning Show: (continue reading…)

Look!  Up on the internet!  It’s a bird!  It’s a plain pizza!  It’s another snarky, low-budget, superhero comedy!  This one is called Pizza Man. No, it’s not the Herman Cain movie. *sigh* This Pizza Man stars Malcolm In the Middle’s Frankie Muniz as a loser working in a pizza shop who gains super powers when he eats a experimental tomato.  If there’s any doubt that that the movie lacks blockbuster status, please note that the main villain is played by former pro wrestler Diamond Dallas Page.

You can tell the movie is desperately trying to get internet buzz and street cred by its Celebrity Apprentice dream cast, all-star supporting players that includes: Corbin Bernsen, Shelley Long, “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, Adam West, Michael Gross, and Stan Lee (he’ll cameo in anything!).  The trailer looks like Pizza Man *may* be entertaining, but methinks it’s trying a wee bit to hard: (continue reading…)