Snark, Critic and Pop!

yes, the Vanilla Ice movie, which I saw and reviewed in Mega Roos vs. Giant Crappy Movies. I know what I’m doing Friday night!

For those who have never seen The Room, it’s a 2001 indy film that performs a rare feat. It’s the first so-bad-it’s good, low-budget film I’ve seen that is not a action, science fiction, or horror film. It’s a tedious, dull, Skinemax wannabe drama written by, starring, and directed by auteur and potential Balki dialogue coach Tommy “You’re Tearing Me Apart” Wiseau.

I watched it with the Rifftrax commentary, but the movie itself is mesmerising in its own bizarre way. The great meme of the movie is the characters, particularly Wiseau’s character Johnny, greeting people with “Oh, hi.” Watch this Rifftraxed up sample, and it’s all you need to know about the movie — other than the famous “You’re Tearing Me Apart” moment: (continue reading…)

Hulkamaniacs of the world are in mourning.  As of 2020, the International Olympic Committee is dropping wrestling.  Also sad is former Olympic wrestler (1968 Iranian Olympic team) and professional wrestler known as the Iron Sheik.  The Iron Sheik told TMZ (language warning, kids): (continue reading…)

No, Bruce Willis isn’t dead, aliens can’t be defeated by water, and we’re not living in a different century than imagined. But, M. Night Shyamalan’s chilling prophecy from his most terrible movie, The Happening, is one step closer to reality:

New App Lets Users ‘Talk’ With House Plants

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Bollywood goes Hong Kong