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Music For Monday: you’re tearing me apart, lisa (dubstep remix)
by Daniel Roos on Feb.25, 2013, under Movies, Music, Only on the Internet
Comments Off :The Room, Tommy Wiseau more...New Rifftrax: Cool As Ice
by Daniel Roos on Feb.19, 2013, under Cinematic Masochist, Movies
yes, the Vanilla Ice movie, which I saw and reviewed in Mega Roos vs. Giant Crappy Movies. I know what I’m doing Friday night!
The Room — Oh, Hi Montage!
by Daniel Roos on Feb.17, 2013, under Cinematic Masochist, Movies, Only on the Internet
For those who have never seen The Room, it’s a 2001 indy film that performs a rare feat. It’s the first so-bad-it’s good, low-budget film I’ve seen that is not a action, science fiction, or horror film. It’s a tedious, dull, Skinemax wannabe drama written by, starring, and directed by auteur and potential Balki dialogue coach Tommy “You’re Tearing Me Apart” Wiseau.
I watched it with the Rifftrax commentary, but the movie itself is mesmerising in its own bizarre way. The great meme of the movie is the characters, particularly Wiseau’s character Johnny, greeting people with “Oh, hi.” Watch this Rifftraxed up sample, and it’s all you need to know about the movie — other than the famous “You’re Tearing Me Apart” moment: (continue reading…)
Saturday Mornin’ Cartoons: Thundercats Are Go!
by Daniel Roos on Feb.16, 2013, under Television
Wrestling Dropped From Olympics; The Ultimate Warrior Is Crestfallen!
by Daniel Roos on Feb.12, 2013, under News, Sports
Hulkamaniacs of the world are in mourning. As of 2020, the International Olympic Committee is dropping wrestling. Also sad is former Olympic wrestler (1968 Iranian Olympic team) and professional wrestler known as the Iron Sheik. The Iron Sheik told TMZ (language warning, kids): (continue reading…)
Music To Go Insane With: Crazy Japanese Kid’s Music Video
by Daniel Roos on Feb.10, 2013, under Music, Only on the Internet
Honest Trailers: Prometheus
by Daniel Roos on Feb.10, 2013, under Movies
They Don’t Make ‘Em Like This Anymore
by Daniel Roos on Feb.07, 2013, under Cinematic Masochist, Movies
M. Night Shyamalan was Right! The Happening is a Happenin’!
by Daniel Roos on Feb.05, 2013, under Movies, News, Only on the Internet
No, Bruce Willis isn’t dead, aliens can’t be defeated by water, and we’re not living in a different century than imagined. But, M. Night Shyamalan’s chilling prophecy from his most terrible movie, The Happening, is one step closer to reality:
Music For Monday: The Turret Anthem
by Daniel Roos on Feb.04, 2013, under Music, Only on the Internet
Jedi Kitten With the Force
by Daniel Roos on Feb.01, 2013, under Only on the Internet
TRAILER: Indian Commando (2013)
by Daniel Roos on Jan.30, 2013, under Movies
Bollywood goes Hong Kong
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