Snark, Critic and Pop!

Danny Trejo vs. Zombies!  Though, on the cover, Trejo, featured prominently along with the many face craters he sports, is given third billing behind Levar “Geordi!” Burton (Reading Rainbow) and Mariel Hemingway (Superman IV: The Quest For Peace). 

What’s the subject matter?  You’re right, the subject doesn’t matter.  But, the Asylum website says the plot is this:

When zombies overrun San Francisco, a desperate group survives by locking themselves inside Alcatraz Prison. When the undead breach the island, our heros are forced to return to the mainland overrun with the undead.

We are so there!

Another one I actually used to watch. What a great episode, with an X-Men Reunion, where Spider-Man is totally not invited. Amazing Friends indeed!

If you’ve ever dressed like THIS GUY for Halloween, or even know what the heck he’s trying to pull off here (no, it is NOT a Pale Pacman), then you are likely giddy with glee. 

The same man who ably helmed the masterful Star Trek reboot, J.J. Abrams, is set to direct Star Wars VII. 

Let us sacrifice the fatted Ewok and rejoice!

Or, Hidden Red, Crouching Low-Ki:

On the surface, 1989′s “Ghetto Blaster” sounds rather mundane. From the imdb page description:

When Travis, middle-aged, working class man, returns home to visit his parents, he quickly learns that his hood is rife with criminal activity and gang warfare. Quickly, Travis finds himself thrust into a position to defend his family and neighbors from the punks who terrorize them on a daily basis. Good thing he has a military training, enabling the man to become a one-man vigilante unit against the forces of evil in his town.

But watch the trailer, friends, watch the trailer. It’s got hip hop, street kung fu, exploding boom boxes, Battlestar Galactica’s Richard Hatch, and a clown riding a motor cycle. What a world, what a world! (continue reading…)

I actually used to watch this:

Yes, it’s true: Jerry Lewis making his first movie since 1995. A shiny nickel to the astute reader who, without googling it, can name the last movie Jerry Lewis appeared in!*

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Bill Oberst Jr. showing up at your door with an axe – what else do you need to know?