Snark, Critic and Pop!

Cheerleaders at the airport?  Now being stridently frisked before boarding doesn’t seem so bad.  Oh.  It’s in China.  I suppose sexy cheerleaders is an even trade-off for foregoing my human rights and living under the thumb of communism.  Count me in, comrade!  So says the article:

  While some Chinese travelers storm the tarmac when flights get delayed, others might wish their flights never take off — assuming they’re flying from the northeast China city of Dalian. (continue reading…)

Yes, friends, it’s the birthday of one of Snark Critic Pop’s nearest and dearest friends. I know I speak for Brian when I say that whenever we post something, we hope it brings a small modicum of joy to this particular, verrrrrrrrry special person. So enjoy your big day, Duane “the Rock” Johnson! (continue reading…)

One day I scanned upcoming shows using the guide on my DVR, I came across a movie that I hadn’t heard of previously — “Whisper.” The description read: “A kidnapper (Josh Holloway) and his associates that the boy they hold captive is a real devil.” This was enough to get me to record the film, having little to do with the description but rather the name Josh Holloway.

For those who don’t know, Josh Holloway played the charming con man Sawyer on the TV show Lost. I was a fan of Lost, which was one of the few TV shows I absolutely positively HAD to see.  Granted, the final episode didn’t live up to what had come before, but it would be hard to live up to everybody’s expectations.

Now, in the interest of full disclosure, I’d seen Josh Holloway in a movie filmed prior to his breakout role as Sawyer, as he starred in a Sci-Fi Channel original named Sabretooth, which falls into the so dreadful it’s fun/bad category. But now Holloway is a household name capable of headlining what I’m presuming was a straight to dvd release. Oh well, one has to start branching out somewhere, so it’s with cautious optimism I checked out Whisper. (continue reading…)

Despite last night’s catastrophic loss to the L.A. Clippers, I am standing behind my pick for the NBA Championship, the Memphis Grizzlies. And, in doing so, I intend to show my support by proudly sporting a t-shirt that accurately points out that other teams do not have Grizzlies star forward Rudy Gay on their side.

Yes, that’s the idea behind this t-shirt found on e-Bay.  Got Gay, other NBA teams?  I think not.

Toyota unveils ’sofa on wheels’

It’s the Memphis Grizzlies Anthem “Home Of The Grizzlies” by my homebear, Young Jai.
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You will believe a bear can fly!

Come on, May 29th!

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Editorial note: In addition to my work on SnarkCriticPop.com, I also am a contributing writer for the premiere film and television beariodical, Entertainment Bearly. As a half-man/half-bear I am uniquely qualified for such a dual task, though I feel obliged to point out to you, my Snarky audience, that this particular article was written for bears by a (half-)bear. Feel free to read on . . . if you bear! Sorry, I promise that’s the last bear related pun of this bearagraph — I mean paragraph. Sorry again.

Before I get to my Movies for Bears column this week, a quick note from management: If you hear about a Bear Rally on Wall Street, it’s not what you think. If you go, please do not feed the bankers. Now, on to the film:

Grizzly Rage is the tale of a single mother whose only child is murdered by a cruel, merciless pack of homo sapiens, and her righteous pursuit of justice and . . . (dramatic pause) . . . revenge. (continue reading…)

The Harlem Globetrotters wouldn’t even try it:

Here’s a helpful video on how to turn office supplies into weapons! (continue reading…)