Snark, Critic and Pop!

Look for founding Snarp Cripple Pop member Tom Stephens popping pills!

Do remember to give generously, this crisis has affected at least one friend of Daniel and mine who is a vice president for a Fortune 500 company.

I love my wife. So much so, that despite my hatred of flying, I flew to California for her brother’s wedding. So much so, that despite my hatred of driving I’ve driven from Charlotte, NC to upstate New York a half dozen times, and will again in two weeks (this time the 15 hour drive to Lake Ontario, with a 4 month old child).

So much so, that because of her love of Jack Black, I watched Jack Black make coffee pantsless, get pantsed by lilliputian soldiers (both literally), urinate so heroicly as to have a nude statue of himself peeing erected (sorry) as a monument to the occasion, and receive a wedgie at the hands of a giant robot. (continue reading…)

Jim Carrey covering Vanilla Ice with CGI penguins:

Two clips from crazy European games, where the fans actually care about their teams regardless of the sport (don’t let anyone tell you it’s just a soccer/cricket/squash thing), and a great moment in Cleveland sports history.

Listen to the announcer’s voice get up and leave halfway through this crazy finale. (continue reading…)