I read this article from ABC News, and I’m relatively sure I travelled through time.  I went to the Twilight Zone where I learned a valuable lesson about sharing.  The article states in part:

The Pentagon was inundated with so many studies in 2010 that it commissioned a study to determine how much it cost to produce all those studies.

Now the Government Accountability Office has reviewed the Pentagon’s study and concluded in a report this week that it’s a flop. (continue reading…)

Cheerleaders at the airport?  Now being stridently frisked before boarding doesn’t seem so bad.  Oh.  It’s in China.  I suppose sexy cheerleaders is an even trade-off for foregoing my human rights and living under the thumb of communism.  Count me in, comrade!  So says the article:

  While some Chinese travelers storm the tarmac when flights get delayed, others might wish their flights never take off — assuming they’re flying from the northeast China city of Dalian. (continue reading…)

We all know that Snark Critic Pop has become a hotbed for bear apologists and furry propaganda.  David Booth of the Florida Panthers is doing his best to fight against our bearly tolerable friends (get it?  BEAR-ly tolerable?)  Booth, who is an avid bow hunter took out this 7 foot tall menace and then tweeted this photo as a warning to any other bear out there who might have ideas…

Toyota unveils ’sofa on wheels’

You will believe a bear can fly!

Man Ordered to Dance “Moonwalk” at Gunpoint, Police Say

Happy 75th birthday, Jack Nicholson: (continue reading…)

Your Tax Dollars At Work, Ladies & Gentlemen:

Inquiring minds at Albany Medical College played music to a group of unsophisticated rats, who preferred Beethoven’s “Fur Elise” over Miles Davis’s “Four” and preferred silence over any music at all. When they sweetened the deal by adding cocaine to their least preferred options, however, they found that rats would reverse their preferences, even choosing jazz over classical. (continue reading…)

The Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino (I know I have used this pic before, but google couldn’t find anything better) is going to be ruining comic books, much like he ruins television.  Thanks Wizard World!  According to the press release:

The series of comic books based upon stories by Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and his family will be written and drawn by some of the comic book industry’s leading artists and writers. In addition, the Sorrentino family members will be making appearances at several Wizard World conventions to promote their characters and greet the fans in attendance.

Proving without a doubt that the recesion has hit some of the comic book industry’s leading artists and writers.

It seems that the 21st cetury arms race of gluttony is heating up.  Pizza Hut UK is offering the new hot dog stuffed pizza to go along with other classics such as “foot long pasta dish”.  Don’t worry, they also offer all you can eat greasy salad.  They even offer a happy hour, although I can’t imagine spending a happy hour at Pizza Hut (or a happy half hour for that matter). 

Please dear reader, spread the word.  If people don’t know about this the Brits could soon be as fat and diabetes ridden as us, and then where would we be (aside from fat and diabeted ridden)?  Just kidding, until they get the bacon milkshake they are not even in our league!

Meet Raymond Foley, (former) IT guy at the Iowa farm bureau and consumite ladies man.  Yes girls, he knows what you like.  Assuming what you like is a creepy guy peeing on your chair after you go home from work…

A Farm Bureau official told investigators that Foley had access to the Farm Bureau’s employee database, which contains photographs of workers. He would browse the database and “pick out attractive females and then on off hours, he would come into work, go to their desk, and urinate on their chairs.”

Quoth Foley: “I was doing inappropriate things I shouldn’t be doing.”  Yes you were sir, yes you were.