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Hulkamaniacs of the world are in mourning.  As of 2020, the International Olympic Committee is dropping wrestling.  Also sad is former Olympic wrestler (1968 Iranian Olympic team) and professional wrestler known as the Iron Sheik.  The Iron Sheik told TMZ (language warning, kids): (continue reading…)

No, Bruce Willis isn’t dead, aliens can’t be defeated by water, and we’re not living in a different century than imagined. But, M. Night Shyamalan’s chilling prophecy from his most terrible movie, The Happening, is one step closer to reality:

New App Lets Users ‘Talk’ With House Plants

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If you’ve ever dressed like THIS GUY for Halloween, or even know what the heck he’s trying to pull off here (no, it is NOT a Pale Pacman), then you are likely giddy with glee. 

The same man who ably helmed the masterful Star Trek reboot, J.J. Abrams, is set to direct Star Wars VII. 

Let us sacrifice the fatted Ewok and rejoice!

As reported by no less than the Associated Press.

The online version of China’s Communist Party newspaper has hailed a report by The Onion naming North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un as the “Sexiest Man Alive” – not realizing it is satire.

The People’s Daily on Tuesday ran a 55-page photo spread on its website in a tribute to the round-faced leader, under the headline “North Korea’s top leader named The Onion’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2012.” (continue reading…)

Ooops

On Kickstarter.com, a completely fake race is being funded for completely fake bragging rights only. You can’t make this stuff up.

 Happy Veterans Day, to all you humans and bears alike.  From deadlinenews.com: 

A BEAR renowned for its help in some of the most significant battles of the Second World War is to have a Hollywood film made about him.

Wojtek, a Syrian brown bear who drank two bottles of beer a day, fought alongside Polish soldiers during the war before spending his final years at Edinburgh zoo. (continue reading…)

Newly discovered dinosaurs species named after Sauron from Lord of the Rings.

In the aftermath of hurricane Sandy, New Jersey needs help!  But, only if you’re in a Union . . .
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Headline from our Reykjavik division: Police Break Up Cat Party.

Disney buys Lucasfilm and all its properties, e.g. Star Wars and . . . the Ewoks?  As Nostradamus predicted, it has happened.  Can they outsource the next Star Wars movie — already slated for 2015(!) directly to Pixar?

Can Robot Wars: R2D2 vs. Wall-E be far behind?