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An Australian man has married his dog. According to the article:

. . . Toowoomba man Joseph Guiso (pictured above) has married his adopted five year old Labrador, Honey. The couple’s nuptials were held at dusk earlier this week in front of their closest friends and relatives.

If that sounds creepy or semi-illegal don’t worry. “It’s not sexual,” Guiso assured everyone. “It’s just pure love.”

My comment: Uh, okay . . .

. . . If Wes Craven, Alfred Hitchcock, and John Carpenter did a horror-suspense movie together.  Apparently free cars were not enough:

“We’re…going…to…AUSTRALIA!!!!” Oprah announced to a shrieking crowd as confetti fell and her set was transformed into a mini airport, complete with a plane and worker with glow sticks to guide it on to the set.

But that was not the end of the surprises for the audience.

“Let’s say hello again to captain (John) Travolta (continue reading…)