Snark, Critic and Pop!

The theme of the week appears to be Bad Fight Scenes. So, I contribute.

Daniel, don’t bring a Turkey to a bad fight scene fight. Brian, that handicap accessible kung fu is far too fast paced to compete with my entry. Yes, as the screen shot hints, I give you William Shatner vs. The Gorn from the original Star Trek. Good luck topping this, if you will: (continue reading…)

Behold: Crippled Masters! Accoding to IMDB:

Two men skilled in the arts of Kung-Fu are betrayed by their master and crippled for life, one left with no arms and the other with no legs. Despite their obvious disadvantages, they learn to combine their martial arts skills and seek revenge against the evil master.

Might this be the most offensive worst action scene of all time? (continue reading…)

I present to you Turkey’s finest action movie, Death Warrior!

There’s ninjas! Ninjas jumping on trampolines! And the Turkish, kung fu fighting David Hassellhoff! And a jedi mind powered, floating, exploding rock! And a battle versus a burning scarecrow! And did I mention NINJAS!?!

Might this be the greatest worst action scene of all time? Judge for yourself: