Snark, Critic and Pop!

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. . . And it is geek heaven. I’m far too lazy to write a full-on review, but the Avengers is terrific, Summer entertainment. Loads of action, loads of laughs, and loads of full on nerd mark-out moments, most involving the Hulk. If you haven’t seen it, go!!!!! (continue reading…)

I liked the Captain America. It was entertaining. But it also appears ripe for riffing:

2011 has just been a drum solo for the 2012 movie season. The Dark Knight Rises & the Avengers are the main event:

Sure, there may be a big budget Captain America movie opening on Friday. Sure, it actually looks like it might be pretty good. But is that any reason to forsake the REAL Captain America, Reb Brown? He didn’t need molded plastic to improve his physique!

Yes, back in the 70s, there was a made-for-TV Captain America featuring former football player turned former actor Reb Brown. To say the Captain America of 1979 sucked is being generous.  (Think Charlie’s Angels without the babes or the sharp acting and writing. *shudder*)  But it is the wonderful kind of suck that we here at SnarkCriticPop enjoy sooooo very much. It lives on in cheesy glory, and those glory days will ride again this weekend on the SyFy Channel, starting Thursday night! Fire up the DVRs, my friends! (continue reading…)

The full length Captain America trailer is out. And it is so what it would be like if Mark McGuire fought in World War II: (continue reading…)

What a wonderful age we live in.  Thanks to the Internet, stories never die, and those photos of you that you regret are there forever.  Also, it puts me in the position of having to chose between “Look Out, It’s Captain Burritopants!” and “Is That a Burrito in Your Pants, or Are You Just Happy to See Me”.  But lets get to the meaty, cheesy details.  Back in April of 2007, Dr. Raymond Adamcik was arrested down in Florida on charges of battery, disorderly conduct, drug possession and trying to destroy evidence.  What does one do to incur such wrath from the long arm of the law? (Take notes children) You:

1. Go on a bar crawl for medical professionals dressed as Captain America

2. Stuff a Burrito in your pants

3. Ask women to grope said burrito, and when one refuses, remove it from your pants and grope her

4. Try and flush the joint you have hidden in your pants down the police station toilet and get caught.

All in a days work for your average crime fighter I guess.  The full story can be found here.