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Tests will confirm whether cat died from heroin overdose; Woman arrested

Okay, so the “official” name of the show is “The 9 Lives of Chloe King,” but I dare you to watch the trailer (posted below) and not reach the same conclusion.

ABC Family has created a bold new concept of a girl coming of age, learning she has special powers, and a destiny to fight some manner of ominous evil.  I’ve never seen more than a few minutes of Joss Whedon’s Buffy The Vampire Slayer TV show, and I feel ripped off on Joss’ behalf.  (I tried and failed to watch Buffy after I fell in love with Joss’ next show, Firefly.  Apparently I forgot that I was not a teenage girl.)

Instead of a vampire slayer, our heroine Chloe King (the cute Skyler Samuels, co-star of Brendon Fraser’s worst decision ever, Furry Vengeance) is apparently some manner of crime fighting, space catwoman who really could use a manicure.  Cats?  From space?  Really?  (continue reading…)

. . . is if Laser Cat Bowling becomes an official sport: (continue reading…)

From New Jersey (NJ.com), no truth to the rumor that The Situation was involved:

“Jersey City woman says boyfriend beat her with a cat, Hoboken cops say”

The article actually says at the end of it: “Police did not know the whereabouts or the condition of the cat. The victim did not immediately respond to inquiries about the cat.”

$5 says PETA will condemn the boyfriend for misusing a cat.  Any takers?