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Starring: Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook, John Pinette
Directed By: Kevin Elders

Dennis Rodman: Simon Sez star in a crappy movie!

Rodman plays Simon, the man whose sezing is responsible for our title. Rodman is a secret agent for INTERPOL who has no less than TWO comedic sidekicks constantly dressed as monks in their monastery base in France.

Simon is a motorcycle riding, kickboxing super agent capable of sliding down columns with his legs so that he can shoot guns with his hands. INTERPOL is apparently one of the easiest to work for secret agencies, because Rodman apparently has no mission or assignment to work on until an old schoolmate played by stand-up comedian Dane Cook (because apparently this film needs a THIRD comedic sidekick) shows up needing Simon’s aid. (continue reading…)

Perhaps someday, when Chicago finally has the Olympics, they’ll pay homage to some famous Chicago children’s authors like former Chicago Bull Dennis Rodman.  Yes, Dennis the cross-dressing movie star basketball player is now a children’s book author. 

Tattooed parents prepare to tuck your children into bed with the guaranteed solid read, Dennis the Wild Bull.

No word on if Dennis can actually read a book, but we can confirm that he has written one.

A music video tied in with the original Jean-Claude Van Damme-Mickey Rourke team-up, Double Team. Of course, Rourke was just the throwaway villain, and JCVD’s billed co-star was non-actor/basketball player Dennis Rodman. What can possibly go wrong? Behind the music video, check out the trailer for the film.
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An early frontrunner for the 2012 Headline of the Year Awards: 

(Dennis) Rodman To Coach Topless Women’s Basketball Team