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Reason # 23,218 not to have relations with a prostitute: They Might Turn Into a Donkey At Any Moment.  So says a Zimbabwe man:

A man caught having sex with a donkey told a court in Zimbabwe the animal was actually a prostitute who turned into a donkey in the night. . . .

Admitting the crime, Moyo told the court, “Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club, and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.” (continue reading…)