Snark, Critic and Pop!

Prison officials have nixed the traditional last meal for inmates about to by executed.  Why?  Because some jerk ruined it for everyone else.  Lawrence Russell Brewer was convicted and sentenced to death for a vicious hate crime (I don’t need to go into details, if you feel the need search the web).  For his last meal he ordered two chicken fried steaks, a triple meat bacon cheeseburger, fried okra, a pound of barbecue, three fajitas, a meat lovers pizza, a pint of ice cream and peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts.  Instead of the guards giving him a swift kick to the gut and saying “What was that you wanted?” they actually got it all for him.  When the meal arrived, he told prison officials he was not hungry.  Now that in itself was reason for a swift beating, but I guess they figured the death penalty was enough.  Inmates will now receive the same meal served to other offenders on the unit – another case of a jerk ruining something for everyone else.