Tag: I will kill the next person who gives Uwe Boll money to make a film
Sometimes when I watch a trailer, I sense something is wrong. When I see the words “PRODUCED BY UWE BOLL”, I say, “Well, there’s your problem!” Still with a name like Zombie Massacre, I am tempted . . . Warning, this trailer will make you say “What the H?!” (continue reading…)
The world’s worst director, Uwe Boll, is back from the gutter! And this time he’s bringing Dolph Lundgren with him. It’s In The Name of the King 2!
Often, we here at SnarkCriticPop post about forthcoming flicks that we think are going to be fun/bad. One such film I posted the trailer of back in Junewas BloodRayne: Third Reich. From the world’s worst director Uwe Boll (don’t believe me? Watch this movie) and featuring a leather clad vampire hottie battling Nazis, how could we be wrong? Well, quite frankly, I’m not entirely sure how, because my brain in some manner of failsafe has wiped the movie from my memory banks.
I have a distinct memory of plucking BloodRayne: Third Reich from a local RedBox. I remember taking it excitedly to the Bad Movie Night Crew’s weekly get-together. And I remember head-achy confusion. I remember wanting to challenge Uwe Boll to a boxing match, but realizing that I may never regain strength in my arms to eat a Dorito much less box a bad director. (continue reading…)
While his fat-chick-superheroine film Bluberella is being kept under lock and key and is not yet cleared for general consumption, the world’s worst director Uwe Boll has churned out yet another BloodRayne film. This BloodRayne features hottie Natassia Malthe donning the tight black leather, the third actress to play the character in as many films. This time it’s BloodRayne, the relatively good girl vampiress, is battling Nazis in World War II. ‘Twas that Hitler I spotted in the trailer (see below)? Oh, Uwe!
If I recall Brian’s post on Bluberella waaaaay back in November 2010, that was about the fat chick superhero battling Nazi’s as well. So a hot chick battles Nazi’s in a dreadful, unwatchable film (it’s Uwe Boll, you know it’s going to suck even by my standards) and it’s in every Redbox on July 5th, but the fat chick does the same and it’s kept under wraps at area 51 pending USDA approval? Fat people discrimination! Where’s the anti-fat-guy-defamation league? (continue reading…)
Yes folks, Uwe Boll is still alive. After Bloodrayne: The Third Reich I would have thought someone would have put him out of his misery. Now he is making a new film and if forced to watch it I can only ask that you, my loyal reader will put me out of mine. Blubberella is the story of something I am fairly sure, but I have no desire to find out what. This is what IMDB has to say:
“An action comedy centered on an overweight woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her.”
Now, if ye be brave of heart (continue reading…)
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