Tag: Jersey Shore
The Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino (I know I have used this pic before, but google couldn’t find anything better) is going to be ruining comic books, much like he ruins television. Thanks Wizard World! According to the press release:
The series of comic books based upon stories by Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and his family will be written and drawn by some of the comic book industry’s leading artists and writers. In addition, the Sorrentino family members will be making appearances at several Wizard World conventions to promote their characters and greet the fans in attendance.
Proving without a doubt that the recesion has hit some of the comic book industry’s leading artists and writers.
Have you seen this guy? If you have you might want to take a shower. His name is Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, and he is on a television program called “The Jersey Shore”. I am sure you have never heard of it, being as our readers are much more high brow than the shows viewers. How terrible is he (and the rest of the cast)? So awful that Abercrombie and Fitch offered him a large sum to stop wearing their clothes. It seems they didn’t like the squeaky clean image of their company soiled by the squeaky hair and tanning oil of the show:
“We are deeply concerned that Mr Sorrentino’s association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image,” the company said in a statement.
Mr Abercrombie, you are a true American hero!
When I think of melodic voices, I think of pro wrestler “Macho Man” Randy Savage.
The Macho Man put out his own hip hop album a few years back. The highlight (or the only one I heard) is the track “Be a Man” where Savage calls out Hulk Hogan for a real fight. Wait, wasn’t their match at WrestleMania V was NOT a real fight? My whole life has been a lie!!! (continue reading…)
Let me lay out this scenario, and see if you can possibly reach an alternative conclusion. Here are the facts: (continue reading…)
In an interview with SnarkCriticPop’s arch nemesis Jake Tapper, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie disrespected the state’s number one export, MTV’s reality show Jersey Shore. In related news, I dislike New Jersey, though my last trip there was before Christie was elected (I don’t think he’s done anything about the cab drivers, so I doubt my opinion of the state has changed). In somewhate related news, Jersey Shore has leap-frogged “Governor Jesse Ventura” as third sign of the Apocalypse. In even less related news, apparently Mr. Tapper has plenty of time to ask a Governor about a obscure reality show but not enough time to ask the White House about Mega Python vs. Gatoroid like we politely asked via a second hand tweet?
[Jersey Shore is] negative for New Jersey . . . It takes a bunch of New Yorkers, who are — most of the people on “Jersey Shore” are New Yorkers — takes a bunch of New Yorkers, [and it] drops them at the Jersey shore and tries to make America feel like this is New Jersey.
Breaking news! That strangely popular reality show Jersey Shore is threatening to go on strike if their contracts are not changed. If Jersey Shore is not back for season 3 and Larry King is leaving the air, what other shows will I not be able to not watch? Something must be done! All they want is more money, and if anyone deserves more money isn’t it a bunch of vain, self-absorbed pseudo celebrity morons made famous by the fact people like watching them humiliate themselves on national televesion?
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