Snark, Critic and Pop!

Hear ye, hear ye!  Is there a coal shortage in your town?  Well my friends, your days of worry and woe are over!  Just in time for unpopular, last minute Christmas gifts, it’s my latest book, Mega Roos vs. Giant Crappy Movies!

Ripped from the headlines, Mega Roos vs. Giant Crappy Movies is the tale of an orphaned lemur separated from his guardian Owl of Gahoot.  Together with his best friend, a jar of Reece’s Pieces flavored shampoo, he’ll have to find the Scepter of Narnia and rescue the Hobbit Princess!  (Oh, wait, that’s another project I’m working on . . .)

Sorry, Mega Roos vs. Giant Crappy Movies is a collection of my favorite terrible movie reviews (terrible refers to the movies not the reviews) from waaaaay back in the day when we were posting at Film.IsPwn.com.

You’re probably saying to yourself, Self, Why would I buy a book that’s available for free on the interweb?  Well, Yourself, I’ll tell Yourself why!  (continue reading…)