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Remember, Brian, you started it . . .

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This is not just another Tom Cruise movie trailer, it marks the exact moment when the phrase “Really?” becomes officially uncool:

That is, if Fox accepts my pitch based on this recent news article, with the headline, “Move over zombies: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by ‘bunch of leprechauns’”:

A mob of Leprechauns are carrying out vicious attacks in and around the city of Seattle, according to a man who claims to be one of their latest victims.  (continue reading…)

A little bit of disrespect is one thing, but Hollywood’s little people have had it up to HERE with being overlooked and the brass ring being just out of reach.  According to this article from TMZ, the tiny actors are a wee bit ticked off about being excluded from the new movie Snow White and the Huntsman in favor of full size actors being digitally shrunk. 

This story is completely amazing to me — who ever thought something entertaining would come out of that movie Snow White and the Huntsman?  Not I.  The article goes on to state:

 . . .(A) prominent “midget” theater group plans to stage an over-sized protest. (continue reading…)

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Believe it or not, this exists and is real (so to speak). They’re coming to Charlotte, NC’s own Amos’ Southend on June 2nd. See and believe as one of the Extreme Midget Wrestling Federation grapplers boasts: “I’m here from Canada to show these American midgets what we’re all aboot!”

As in Hulk Hogan’s “Micro Championship Wrestling.” Oh, it’s not just one of Brian Alterman’s never ending series of midget fantasies, it’s real, it’s darn real.

Oh, it’s hard to say of a man who used to fake fight in his underwear at his peak, “oh how the mighty have fallen,” but . . . Behold: (continue reading…)