Snark, Critic and Pop!

yes, the Vanilla Ice movie, which I saw and reviewed in Mega Roos vs. Giant Crappy Movies. I know what I’m doing Friday night!

For those who have never seen The Room, it’s a 2001 indy film that performs a rare feat. It’s the first so-bad-it’s good, low-budget film I’ve seen that is not a action, science fiction, or horror film. It’s a tedious, dull, Skinemax wannabe drama written by, starring, and directed by auteur and potential Balki dialogue coach Tommy “You’re Tearing Me Apart” Wiseau.

I watched it with the Rifftrax commentary, but the movie itself is mesmerising in its own bizarre way. The great meme of the movie is the characters, particularly Wiseau’s character Johnny, greeting people with “Oh, hi.” Watch this Rifftraxed up sample, and it’s all you need to know about the movie — other than the famous “You’re Tearing Me Apart” moment: (continue reading…)

It’s Rifftrax Live week! The guys will be riffing live Birdemic: Shock & Awe this Thursday in theaters nationwide. What better way to celebratethan with a tune by the Rifftones about Ballpoint Pens?

Or is it “blackspoitation”? I’m too lazy to google. Anyway, enjoy! (continue reading…)

I liked the Hunger Games movie! But I also enjoyed this sample of the Rifftrax take:

Damn, that pig could act AND by now he has been made into bacon!

David Carradine fans, do not watch: (continue reading…)

Here at SCP HQ, we’re super stoked about the forthcoming Rifftrax Live featuring the worst movie ever made, Manos: The Hands of Fate. For those unaware, even the most resolute cinematic masochist needs proper preparation and nerves of steel to endure Manos, the Master, Torgo, and the rest of the gang. This film eats into your brain and will steal your soul!

To prepare, you really need to read this article, originally posted by Entertainment Weekly in 2005. A sample follows, but follow the link and read the whole thing, it’s a long read but worth it!

The Worst Movie Ever Made
The long, strange journey of ”Manos: The Hands of Fate”
By Dalton Ross (continue reading…)

Making a mockery out of Final Fantasy, Sonic the Hedgehog, and others. Check it out here: