Tag: Snakes – why did it have to be snakes?
Seriously, why are you still reading this? Shouldn’t you be bolting for the nearest video store (which, granted, is probably a hundred miles away)? Go on, you don’t need to read the rest of the blog. This will still be online when you get back home and after you have watched and immediately rewatched Anaconda 3: Offspring, in order to pick up on all the plot details you may have missed the first time. I mean, the anaconda was Keyser Soze the WHOLE TIME? Whoa!
Perhaps the greatest atrocity of the entire affair is that Anaconda 3: Offspring first aired on television (in the prestigious Sci-Fi Channel Saturday night timeslot, back before they forgot how to spell SyFy) and thus disqualified the film from qualifying for an Academy Award due to the most absurd of technicalities. David Hasselhoff ascends to the status of Hollywood Legend with his performance as the revered snake wrangler known only as “Hammett.” The way Hasselhoff recites his lines, you’d swear you were listening to Hamlet instead of Hammett. (continue reading…)
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