Tag: Tanoai Reed
Against the Dark is a gay romp through recycled plot lines, poor continuity and even poorer character development. Did that do enough to sell the movie? No? How about this – it stars a doughy Steven Seagal and the Rock’s stunt double. Now you’re hooked, I know it.
The film takes place in a world in which a terrible plague which noone is immune to has turned people into vampires, and I say noone is immune to it because we are told this up front. There is no hope, so don’t even bother. Luckily for our heroes, which in this film are a group of 6 hapless dopes who (continue reading…)
A movie called Against the Dark came out in 2009, featuring Steven Seagal battling zombies.
There are so many rich possibilities, a plethora you might say. How many ways can Steven Seagal kill a zombie with a credit card? How long could a zombie family of four survive dining on the massive corpse of Mr. Seagal? Would a zombie version of Steven Seagal have enough sense to take a role in the Expendables? How did I miss this movie when it came out? Irregardless, I must acquire it!
Watch the trailer, if you dare! (continue reading…)
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