Tag: Unnecessary Remakes
The North Koreans are coming! The North Koreans are coming! Wait, what? (continue reading…)
Tim Burton + Johnny Depp = Strange: (continue reading…)
Amazing, admirable, and/or really sad. A full-length, scene-for-scene, word-for-word recreation of Star Wars: A New Hope made by a compilation of fan contributions. Includes fan-acting, lego work, child acting, bottle-figures, every imaginable form of crude animation, and various other recreations. It runs the entire two hours! (I made it only ten minutes, see if you can beat my record!) (continue reading…)
No, this is not your granddad’s Three Musketeers. You know, the 1,383rd adaptation of Alexander Dumas’ literary classic that no one reads outside book reports. (The 1,382nd Musketeer remake discreetly slunk in and quietly out of theaters this week, despite the undeniable star power of Orlando Bloom.)
Hey, you big Dumas, if I had the high school English teachers lobby in my back pocket, my novel Perfecta would be a literary classic too!
Nay, our friends at the Asylum have opted to modernize the Three Musketeers, and replace the “Three” with a “3″ so that their movie shows up earlier in the online ques. (continue reading…)
Yes, loyal readers, Hollywood is going to remake the Keanu Reeves-Patrick Swayze classic Point Break (1991). Whoa. Or, is “why?” the more appropriate query, when Swayze’s iconic Roadhouse remains stubbornly unremade? (continue reading…)
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