The North Koreans are coming! The North Koreans are coming! Wait, what? (continue reading…)

Kinda funny, kinda creepy, from Indiana:

SOUTH BEND, Ind. – Imagine coming home to a clean house, your laundry folded and dinner made. It’s a dream come true for most people, but for one South Bend woman it was a shocking and unwelcome invasion of her home. (continue reading…)

It’s Nazi’s — in Space! (continue reading…)

I never liked eating veggies, only meat.  But now that I have seen this I want to eat them.  Does this make me a bad person?

Words do not do justice to this:

An early frontrunner for the 2012 Headline of the Year Awards: 

(Dennis) Rodman To Coach Topless Women’s Basketball Team

A clip from an Indian talent show, where a bunch of strong men types destroy themselves to the unadulterated horror of the judges. I only made it three minutes (out of seven), kudos to those who watch the whole thing (viewer warning, naturally): (continue reading…)

Reason # 23,218 not to have relations with a prostitute: They Might Turn Into a Donkey At Any Moment.  So says a Zimbabwe man:

A man caught having sex with a donkey told a court in Zimbabwe the animal was actually a prostitute who turned into a donkey in the night. . . .

Admitting the crime, Moyo told the court, “Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club, and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.” (continue reading…)

Historically accurate, no doubt:

If Michael Jackson were alive today, the world would be a much different place. Children wouldn’t be able to live in a world free of the threat of abuse (Well, they could unless they had parent who rented them out to a man who named his kid Blanket…) In honor of the Michael’s birthday I present the following moving tribute:

There’s a headline you don’t see every day, Chauncey: 

Jewish court sentences dog to death by stoning

And it’s not even Cerberus!  Now, if it was that damn Marmaduke, I think we could all get onboard, but this is something a might bit different.  From the article:

A Jerusalem rabbinical court condemned to death by stoning a dog it suspects is the reincarnation of a secular lawyer who insulted the court’s judges 20 years ago, Ynet website reported on Friday. (continue reading…)

It’s nice to know Antonio Banderas is still alive and getting work, even if his latest flick, The Skin I Live In, is so disgusting it sent the French running from the theater sick to their stomachs.  Jo Piazza reports from the Cannes film festival:

(The Skin I Live In) focuses on a mad but brilliant surgeon (Banderas) who kidnaps a man who raped his daughter.

The doctor’s daughter killed herself from the grief and it drives him to take very drastic measures. This is where it gets complicated and disturbing. (continue reading…)