Snark, Critic and Pop!

Could it be?  Could we have located longtime absentee SnarkCriticPop co-founder Tom Stephens?  Our missing blogger hotline received this anonymous tip:

A Vandalia man is suspected of breaking into a family’s home while high on bath salts and setting up Christmas decorations.

Reason # 23,218 not to have relations with a prostitute: They Might Turn Into a Donkey At Any Moment.  So says a Zimbabwe man:

A man caught having sex with a donkey told a court in Zimbabwe the animal was actually a prostitute who turned into a donkey in the night. . . .

Admitting the crime, Moyo told the court, “Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club, and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.” (continue reading…)

But I think I know now.  From Pittsburg:

Man Steals Sandwich, Uses Stolen Forklift As Getaway