Snark, Critic and Pop!

The Asylum’s 3 Musketeers is more fun than should be legally allowed in living rooms.  There.  I said it, and I’d say it again if I had to.

No, this is not your granddad’s Three Musketeers.  You know, the 1,383rd adaptation of Alexander Dumas’ literary classic that no one reads outside book reports.  (The 1,382nd Musketeer remake discreetly slunk in and quietly out of theaters this week, despite the undeniable star power of Orlando Bloom.)

Hey, you big Dumas, if I had the high school English teachers lobby in my back pocket, my novel Perfecta would be a literary classic too!

Nay, our friends at the Asylum have opted to modernize the Three Musketeers, and replace the “Three” with a “3″ so that their movie shows up earlier in the online ques. (continue reading…)